A Flipsidian Retort
Dear Zach and Dave:

We don't know why you wrote what you wrote.  Maybe it was because your pets' heads are falling off...maybe it has something to do with Sea Bass wanting kill you guys.  We don't know...we're not psychics.  In any event, please keep your topics confined to what you
actually know: dog-grooming and high-grade laxatives.  Thanks a bunch.  

-The Flipside Staff (
sans Willie)
A Flipsidian Retort
March 9, 2005