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| admin@flipsidesports.net Pat Burke [none] |
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| admin@flipsidesports.net The Hick Flipside gear |
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| As I was doing my part to send the productivity of the American worker into the toilet by surfing your website, I thought I'd check out the gear section. Perhaps to find something suitable for the people who I feel obligated to by a gift for, even if I don't like them. I thought Flipside gear would be the perfect gift to really let someone know where they stand in society. Then it struck me as I was looking at the shirts. The shirt mannequins are probalby not proportioned correctly for your editors or readership. I'm thinking the Medium shirt on a lean mannequin isn't doing much to let your target demographic know how the shirt will look in the wild. To fit the mold of those who read Flipside, hereinafter referred to as "Flipsidiots", the shirts should be XXL at least, and possibly stretched over a rusty 52 gallon barrel filled with toxic refuse. If you can't find a barrel in the alley behind the Flipside offices, I hear Corey Simon may have some free time to do some modeling. As an added bonus for the Flipsidiots, you could sell Flipside "distressed" T-shirts. You could make a fortune by spilling beer, week old pizza sauce, and rubbing the Doritos cheese powder off your fingers onto the shirt. Hell, maybe even a little vomit dribble on the top of the belly would be appropriate. After all, it is the holidays. Time for binge eating, drinking, and all things Flipsidiot sports-fan related. Or, if you can't find the manpower or motivation to pre-distress the T-shirts, just wear them for a weekend and that should do the trick. I don't expect payment for helping with my boundless marketing genius. I'm just doing my part as a loyal member of the Flipsidiot army (all 9 of us) to help Flipside achieve a higher standard. Regards, The Hick ____________________________________________________________ Entertaining on top of painfully true on top of fantastic. Not just "strong." But "Flipsidiot Army strong." |
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