Product name: "X-350."
What it is: High-intensity camera lens designed by NASA.
What it does: Filters out gamma-rays (an incredibly intense form of white
light that is produced in the hottest regions of the universe...or by simultaneously detonating 73 trillion atom bombs).
Why it's important: Astronomers will be able to witness supernovas, pulsars, and neutron stars without the risk of having their retinas disintegrated.
Preliminary results: The picture to the right was taken during testing at a preseason game in Bismark, North Dakota. Unbeknownst to the snow-blind crowd, the subjects of the photo were giving off Biblical amounts of harmful gamma-rays. But do you notice how your eyeballs are NOT being scorched?
That is because of the X-350's advanced nuclear-powered filtering system.
(Roll over the photo to see the unfiltered version taken with a normal camera.) |
